Dear Facebook,
Hey. It’s Eat24. Look, we need to talk. This isn’t easy to
say since we’ve been together so long, but we need to break up. We’d
love to say “It’s not you, it’s us” but it’s totally you. Not to be
rude, but you aren’t the smart, funny social network we fell in love
with several years back. You’ve changed. A lot.
When we first met, you made us feel special. We’d tell you a
super funny joke about Sriracha and you’d tell all our friends and then
everyone would laugh together. But now? Now you want us to give you
money if we want to talk to our friends. Now when we show you a photo of
a taco wrapped with bacon, you’re all like “PROMOTE THIS POST! GET MORE
FRIENDS!” instead of just liking us for who we are. That’s hella messed
up.
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